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Definitions by NeoProg

crotch bat 

Urban legend. A domesticated vampire bat a woman keeps in her panties, especially during her menstrual period, which eliminates the need for sanitary napkins or tampons. Doubles as a chastity device and rape deterrent.
I was going to take advantage of the passed-out hottie, until her crotch bat poked his nasty little head out of her pants, chittering and hissing at me.
crotch bat by NeoProg June 15, 2010

crotch gap 

The open space created between a thin or fit woman's upper thighs when she stands straight up with her feet close together. Considered a reliable indicator of a low body fat to weight ratio for women. More voluptuous women do not have a crotch gap due to the flesh of their thighs closing the gap. Often associated with the term "cameltoe".
When the backlight revealed her crotch gap through her dress, I knew she was the one for me.
crotch gap by NeoProg June 15, 2010