crosson 

the most amazing guy in the world

Bryan Crosson i love you so much.

crosson by megan January 7, 2005

ms.crosson 

A dumb bitch that doesn’t know how to grade properly and make her test match the homework.

Taylor: Aye bro who you got next hour.

James: Oh I got Ms.Crosson next.....I don’t wanna go.

Taylor: Yea she can be a real coon sometimes.

ms.crosson by Foxhowl November 27, 2019

Three Xs and a skull and crossbones 

1) Three Xs and a skull and crossbones — the description of a person, event, timing, or situation that is absolute toxic. This can be spoken or typed as the following emoji: “XXX☠️”

2) Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, you can date her / him if you want to. She’s / he’s hard on a lover — three X’s and a skull and crossbones. You’ll be lucky if you escape with your nuts / uterus!!!!!!!!

Letting an Amazon warehouse into your community is three Xs and a skull and crossbones for local small businesses. The work conditions are oppressive and after they are established themselves and their market; they replace as many workers as possible with automation.

Three Xs and a skull and crossbones by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

Animal Crossing 

A Nintendo-published video game so addicting that it is essentially digital heroin.

Person 1: Hey man, what's so great about Animal Crossing?
Person 2: You go fishing and dig up stuff and buy furniture and have animal neighbors and a loan-shark raccoon.
Person 1: That sounds terribly boring.
*after 5 minutes of playing*
Person 1: WHY HAVE I NEVER PLAYED THIS BEFORE

Animal Crossing by StBz January 10, 2013

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS. 

The nicest way to respond to a sext

Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS. by whenthathomebrewhits October 26, 2019

Animal Crossing: New Horizons 

The way switch owners take their mind off this damn virus

I finally have the cure to depression, Animal Crossing: New Horizons

Animal Crossing: New Horizons by E X P A N S I O N March 29, 2020

crossnamesake 

The person whose last name sound like the first name of the other person and vice versa.

Alexander Bell is Arthur Alexander's crossnamesake.

Elton John and John Lennon are crossnamesakes.

crossnamesake by Alexander Nevzorov March 13, 2008