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cropdust

Farting, silently, as you walk by someone you either want to move out of the way or leave. Only works in crowded areas where you can't be discovered as the farter. Good technique for waiters whose tables are "camping out".
"I wish those people would leave. Should I go and cropdust them?"
by Katgirl27 December 1, 2006
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to disspell flatulence and walk at the same time in order not to be around once the blame is made. Often done in presence of others for spite.
Guy #1: I have really bad gas
Guy #2: Just walk around the mexican restaurant and cropdust . No one will ever know who it is.
by 4nimal May 31, 2007
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To suddenly release a fart in such a way that an unsuspecting victim is lightly 'dusted' with the gas molecules. This can be done in two ways, by either walking in front of the recipient as you let 'er rip, or by planting the bomb booby trap style in such a manner that they unknowingly walk through it.
Man, I totally just cropdusted you. At least it's better than a Covered Wagon.
by infinity.morales June 2, 2009
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Someone who farts and then proceeds to exit the area to make it as if he/she was not the one to do the deed
What’s that smell?”
“I’m not sure, I think Jimmy cropdusted us”
by MarkDiF01 June 7, 2018
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When your partner lies flat on the ground, face up, and you squat over them while farting continuously.
by Johnnie T-Shirt July 26, 2004
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When you cum and you use toilet paper to clean up but the leftover cum and toilet paper is still stuck on your dick
Alf's cropdust made me jizz in my panties
by jbp3 March 22, 2015
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When a douche bag don't know how to shut his mouth, and you power kick them right on their taint. You can only succesfully complete a cropdust if you send their nuts into their throat during the kick.
Kevin was talking shit on John so John cropdusted him and now Kevin has to ride around in a mong chariot cuz he won't be able to walk until he's 30.
by briansnat December 28, 2005
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