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Crontch is the word for some nasty crotch. Sometimes you have to be the one that goes and finds out; sometimes it's your buddy.
I wouldn't taste that crontch with your dick.
nasty crotch
Crontch by KennyT July 18, 2012
A stinky, sticky, gross vagina. Originally a word by Onision
"Yea I would go down on that girl but she got crontch" -Onision
Crontch by onionsion March 12, 2017

Sriracha Crotch 

When you hate fuck your cheating girlfriend by pouring Sriracha sauce on the condom once placed on and giving her a burning bushfire.
Betty's beaver was burning after Russell found out she was cheating. Payback is a bitch when you get the SRIRACHA CROTCH!!!
Sriracha Crotch by will bitten September 7, 2017

Croncho Broncho 

A god that is the most powerful creature. Many of his followers are from near the Wisconsin area. A small cult of 4 people who started this pack. K, K, M, and C.
Croncho Broncho is my ultimate daddy.

God I love Croncho Broncho.

Crotch muppet 

(noun) derogatory slang for human offspring, usually under ten years of age.
Vaccinate your crotch muppets. Do you want polio to come back? This is how polio comes back.

Crotch Coke 

Best body powder money can buy. Use on sensative areas, feet, or footwear of your choosing. Fresh silky smooth skin while absorbing moisture and fighting friction.
Hey bro, I see your using that Crotch Coke. Only bad MF's use that shit!
Crotch Coke by SFCHOLLYWOOD September 5, 2019