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Crontch is the word for some nasty crotch. Sometimes you have to be the one that goes and finds out; sometimes it's your buddy.
I wouldn't taste that crontch with your dick.
nasty crotch
Crontch by KennyT July 18, 2012
A stinky, sticky, gross vagina. Originally a word by Onision
"Yea I would go down on that girl but she got crontch" -Onision
Crontch by onionsion March 12, 2017

Sriracha Crotch 

When you hate fuck your cheating girlfriend by pouring Sriracha sauce on the condom once placed on and giving her a burning bushfire.
Betty's beaver was burning after Russell found out she was cheating. Payback is a bitch when you get the SRIRACHA CROTCH!!!
Sriracha Crotch by will bitten September 7, 2017

Croncho Broncho 

A god that is the most powerful creature. Many of his followers are from near the Wisconsin area. A small cult of 4 people who started this pack. K, K, M, and C.
Croncho Broncho is my ultimate daddy.

God I love Croncho Broncho.

Crotch muppet 

(noun) derogatory slang for human offspring, usually under ten years of age.
Vaccinate your crotch muppets. Do you want polio to come back? This is how polio comes back.

Crotch Coke 

Best body powder money can buy. Use on sensative areas, feet, or footwear of your choosing. Fresh silky smooth skin while absorbing moisture and fighting friction.
Hey bro, I see your using that Crotch Coke. Only bad MF's use that shit!
Crotch Coke by SFCHOLLYWOOD September 5, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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