cronline

To have a crap whilst surfing the internet.

I was desperate for a crap and waiting for an urgent email from work, so I had to go cronline

by Colin Willett January 7, 2008

cornline

A type of run along the side of a cornfield that is roughly 0.8 miles. Mostly used by soccer coaches to make players want to kill themselves.

Coach: “Get to the fence”
Player: “Oh no, he’s gonna make us run a cornline.”

by TheBeanMerchant May 30, 2019

coronliness

The feeling you get when you miss your friends during corona lockdown.

A: Bro, you're calling me for the third time today. Is everything alright?
B: Sorry man, coronliness is hitting me hard atm.
A: No worries bro, I got you.

by bored_geekBLN April 13, 2020

Cornline

An underground “School project” later turned hit movie, CORNLINE. Featuring great names from southern Indiana. Popular scenes include the Chlorine scene, shed scene, and the infamous “Never share your secrets” scene

Yo did you see that Cornline 2 trailer?

by CrazyMan1947 March 1, 2026

Chronline

1) The sort of individual who is chronically online (term is a portmanteau of said words). The type of person who is told to "touch grass". More broadly, a person who bought into the "Don't believe everything you see or hear from thuh Mee Di Yuh as represented by people who I disagree with & instead believe everything you see and hear from the laptop box as controlled by my sociopolitical ethos and people who think exactly like I do. The computer sites aren't thuh Mi D Yah. Don't listen to rich, famous Hollywood elite celebs. Listen to rich, famous podcasters." gambit grift.

2) A person whose mind has been turned to gristle by the internet
3) A human being, typically male and victim-radicalized, who doesn't read books. Regardless of how much time they spend on the internet.

"Daytraun turned into a total chronline since his cousin was killed by those black cops and he saw people dogging his race all over 9gag."
"Bro, he fell down the deep pipeline. Now all he talks about his how the feminazis are out to get him & how the gay agenda destroys his community."
"At least he ordered 5 KJV Bible study guides from Amazon that he doesn't read."
"Well there's that."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 16, 2025

John Cronined

When you tell someone whatever they want to hear to get them to settle down or go back to work.

This guy asked me when the job would be done so I " john cronined" him and told him it would be don't today!!!!

by Blazenink September 29, 2022