manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye's definitions

Comedy Guardian Warrior

A person who pushes their political agenda behind the thin, see-through guise of "comedy". Always someone doing a routine from a middle school lunch table based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. thinking they're Carlin. 100% of the time someone who's cried about jokes directed at straight/white/men. 100% of the time someone who says "Keep politics out of entertainment" to censor people.

"Tommy doesn't have anything to defend his garbage ideas other than Don't be offended, it's just jokes. CGW ass."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025

Commysociamarxmisism

What a con servative/right winger/Republican blames for everything. Interchangeable with "ThUh mI DeE yUh", Hollywood, "wokeness & DEI", penguins and anything other than the policies they themselves put into place.

"The farmers are crying worse than the green jacket lady. They say they need a handout now."
"Wasn't they say all that was the commysociamarxmisism a few months ago?"
"It's always the commysociamarxmisism til poor whites need it, Boo Boo."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye May 11, 2025

Uncle Cuckus

A person who works against their own people or knowingly allows themselves to be used as a tool by enemies who are working against people like themselves. Similar concepts include coon, sambo, house n word, house slave, etc. A portmanteau of Uncle Tom, Uncle Ruckus and Cuck. A slave who rats the plan to flee/revolt to massa for some hot biscuits.

"Who wins the Uncle Cuckus Award between Clarence Thomas, Clandace Owens, Larry Elder, Tim Scott, Byron Donald's Cuck, Vivek Ramapickme, Nikki Haley, Ben Shapiro, David Rubin, Caitlyn Jenner or the black gay guy who got kicked out of the maGA gathering & still blew maGA like they're not gonna force him to marry a woman?"
"Poor rural white dummies."
"Now if you'll notice the definition, it says people who Knowingly are tools for their enemies against themselves."
"Then Dave Chappelle."
"AH! Forgot about him. Touché."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 14, 2025

Throat Card

Something pulled by douchebags to try to seem like aggrieved victims when no crime is being committed, but they can't legitimately argue against something without revealing that they are douchebags.

"The tyranny of diversity, equity and inclusion is another case of the woke libs shoving their hate down our throats!!"
"Bro, stop pulling the throat card. You just want everything straight white & male."

"This bussing and integration sucks! It's not about me being a racist! The government should stop telling us how to live & stop shoving this down our throats! I don't want some niggur rubbing up against my daughter at a dance!"
"There they go. Playing the throat card again."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 13, 2025

Crosstika

The symbol of the unorthodox white evangelical sect of Christianity as practiced by a horde of undereducated Souther'n & MidWest Amerikkkan mouthbreathers. The actual meaning of the 4 word narrative of Nectarine Nutter Papaya Pedo Cheeto Clayface and his dregs.

After 2025, vendors began to remove the phrase designed to fool simpletons & simply embroidered the symbol of the crosstika on the redhats and pinned them to the skull of the wearer. In this way, like in Inglorious Basterds, you could know the full evil of who they were on sight.

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 16, 2025

DCEUSA

The state of cooked doneness of a state run by imbeciles. Marked by belief that "Dawrk" equals "Good quality" & Edge is the chief guiding principle. Where the deeper down dark, dumb & dense you go, the more the feeble-minded bark like excited seals.

"So lemme get this straight. People were conned using a weaponized form of Don't believe everything you see or hear. The media lies to us.' By grifters who just told them ThUh mEdIa was their political enemies. & then fed them steady lies through another source of media, the internet. & people somehow Didn't notice that. You have a criminal HOS who reads at a Mayweather level but better than 90% of their supporters while they're going to destroy education. And dummies cheered the unaliving of a rich elite immediately after giving rich elites all the control over their lives?"

"And they believed Don't listen to rich, famous celebrities (because they tend to disagree with us). Just listen to the rich famous celebrities who agree with us, mostly podcasters. And actually choose the second celebrity we picked to rule you. Yes, my dear time traveler from the past. It is the full realization of the Idiocracy. It is the DCEUSA. The empire is over."

"I don't understand that reference."

"Oh yeah. You're a time traveler from the past."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye March 5, 2025

Slopaganda

When you have no real case to make for your own greatness so you just speak about yourself/your organization/side as if it's doing great things and others are just hating on you. The hope is that if you repeat it enough, feeble-minded people will start to think everyone is against you and you're actually great.

"And these peepul, it's very clear that this side no matter what I do- I could save the stars and bars. I could find the cure for cooties. I could do all the wonderful things that I've never been on track to doing and these pe pul would never love me They'd never love me like I love me or stand or smile or clap! I am big strong daddy but also biggest vicdumb."
"Turn this slopaganda off. It's a waste of our time and an insult to the nation's intelligence."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye March 4, 2025