Chongoloid

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A male person of low intelligence and IQ; one who dresses in Ed Hardy and UFC apparel to disguise the fact that he has a miniscule penis; a muscle-bound jock who wears baggy pants and a baseball hat sideways; a moron.

"Why don't you go lift some more weights and fuck your own mother, ya goddamn chongoloid?"

Chongoloid by G-Gates September 10, 2011

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crongoloid

a dickass retard, somebody who don fucked up, really did a stupid thing.

Me: Julius caesar was a crongoloid.
My friend: yeah, like star wars, the senate decided his fate.

crongoloid by myth da vro December 3, 2019

Related Words

Chongoloid • chongaloid • crongoloid • Chonglordian • Chongoled • Chongolicious • chungaloid • chongo lips

chongaloid

State of being attained after driving at least 100 miles (160 km) with the windows rolled up, no A/C or ventilation, smoking fat-ass blunts the entire time. Interior visibility should be no more than 16 inches (40 cm). Characterized by red squinty eyes, trippy grin, and affable demeanor.

Example #1:
Roll down window. Smoke billows out.
Cop: you boys been smokin?
Driver: (Heh heh) Nah mon I'm chongaloid (laugh-cough)

Example #2:
At party, inebriated celebrant spills drink.
Dude A: Fuckin what's yer problem ya fuckin mongoloid?!
Dude B: That's *chongaloid* my good man

chongaloid by geroldf March 26, 2008

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Chongoled

A combination of Chonged and Mongoled.

When you’re 420/10 high, or 420/420 high.

“The word derived from 2 Chinese men from Birmingham, they were chongoled in the car, inventing the word.”

Chongoled by Chongol Ling August 27, 2019

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Chongolicious

fabulous female of Latin American Persuasion

jennifer lopez is sooo Chongolicious

Chongolicious by dylhar96 May 18, 2010

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chungaloid

when a trollmite is being a dick us this insult to try and combat there trolling.

person1: the fuck are you doing.
person covered in oil: flying nigga.
person1: get down here you fucking *chungaloid*

chungaloid by swag master69*420 December 18, 2020

Chonglordian

One who has no concept of the douchebag they really are. With total disregard to reality itself. A total Lord over All douchebags.

That guy is a real chonglordian, he has no clue of what a douchebag he is

Chonglordian by Souless75 April 5, 2023

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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