Chongoloid

A male person of low intelligence and IQ; one who dresses in Ed Hardy and UFC apparel to disguise the fact that he has a miniscule penis; a muscle-bound jock who wears baggy pants and a baseball hat sideways; a moron.

"Why don't you go lift some more weights and fuck your own mother, ya goddamn chongoloid?"

by G-Gates September 10, 2011

crongoloid

a dickass retard, somebody who don fucked up, really did a stupid thing.

Me: Julius caesar was a crongoloid.
My friend: yeah, like star wars, the senate decided his fate.

by myth da vro December 3, 2019

chongaloid

State of being attained after driving at least 100 miles (160 km) with the windows rolled up, no A/C or ventilation, smoking fat-ass blunts the entire time. Interior visibility should be no more than 16 inches (40 cm). Characterized by red squinty eyes, trippy grin, and affable demeanor.

Example #1:
Roll down window. Smoke billows out.
Cop: you boys been smokin?
Driver: (Heh heh) Nah mon I'm chongaloid (laugh-cough)

Example #2:
At party, inebriated celebrant spills drink.
Dude A: Fuckin what's yer problem ya fuckin mongoloid?!
Dude B: That's *chongaloid* my good man

by geroldf March 26, 2008

Chongoled

A combination of Chonged and Mongoled.

When you’re 420/10 high, or 420/420 high.

“The word derived from 2 Chinese men from Birmingham, they were chongoled in the car, inventing the word.”

by Chongol Ling August 27, 2019

Chongolicious

fabulous female of Latin American Persuasion

jennifer lopez is sooo Chongolicious

by dylhar96 May 18, 2010

chungaloid

when a trollmite is being a dick us this insult to try and combat there trolling.

person1: the fuck are you doing.
person covered in oil: flying nigga.
person1: get down here you fucking *chungaloid*

by swag master69*420 December 18, 2020

Chonglordian

One who has no concept of the douchebag they really are. With total disregard to reality itself. A total Lord over All douchebags.

That guy is a real chonglordian, he has no clue of what a douchebag he is

by Souless75 April 5, 2023