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A male person of low intelligence and IQ; one who dresses in Ed Hardy and UFC apparel to disguise the fact that he has a miniscule penis; a muscle-bound jock who wears baggy pants and a baseball hat sideways; a moron.

"Why don't you go lift some more weights and fuck your own mother, ya goddamn chongoloid?"

Chongoloid by G-Gates September 10, 2011

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crongoloid

a dickass retard, somebody who don fucked up, really did a stupid thing.

Me: Julius caesar was a crongoloid.
My friend: yeah, like star wars, the senate decided his fate.

crongoloid by myth da vro December 3, 2019

Related Words

Chongoloid • chongaloid • crongoloid • Chonglordian • Chongoled • Chongolicious • chungaloid • Consoloid • chongo lips

chongaloid

State of being attained after driving at least 100 miles (160 km) with the windows rolled up, no A/C or ventilation, smoking fat-ass blunts the entire time. Interior visibility should be no more than 16 inches (40 cm). Characterized by red squinty eyes, trippy grin, and affable demeanor.

Example #1:
Roll down window. Smoke billows out.
Cop: you boys been smokin?
Driver: (Heh heh) Nah mon I'm chongaloid (laugh-cough)

Example #2:
At party, inebriated celebrant spills drink.
Dude A: Fuckin what's yer problem ya fuckin mongoloid?!
Dude B: That's *chongaloid* my good man

chongaloid by geroldf March 26, 2008

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Chongoled

A combination of Chonged and Mongoled.

When you’re 420/10 high, or 420/420 high.

“The word derived from 2 Chinese men from Birmingham, they were chongoled in the car, inventing the word.”

Chongoled by Chongol Ling August 27, 2019

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Chongolicious

fabulous female of Latin American Persuasion

jennifer lopez is sooo Chongolicious

Chongolicious by dylhar96 May 18, 2010

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chungaloid

when a trollmite is being a dick us this insult to try and combat there trolling.

person1: the fuck are you doing.
person covered in oil: flying nigga.
person1: get down here you fucking *chungaloid*

chungaloid by swag master69*420 December 18, 2020

Chonglordian

One who has no concept of the douchebag they really are. With total disregard to reality itself. A total Lord over All douchebags.

That guy is a real chonglordian, he has no clue of what a douchebag he is

Chonglordian by Souless75 April 5, 2023

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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