clonging

The process of hitting a metallic object with a wooden spoon. It is known for making a CLONG sound. Therefore lies evidence clonging was around when pots and wooden spoons.

Dude, lets TOTALLY go to the kitchen and clong some pots!

by The Me October 23, 2004

clonging

clinging onto a dong, according to dan.

Dude quit clonging onto dan :|

by nat October 23, 2004

clunging gobshite

when the streamer man gives bad advice

vincent told the chat member a load of clunging gobshite

by binslop March 22, 2021

foot clunging

to stick ones foot up a womans clunge (vagina/minge/clout/pussy/fuckhole). usually resulting in a sticky foot, a monster orgasm and a pussy that resembles a hippos yawn.

"oh we tried foot clunging last night it was class!"

by wastedwill December 31, 2011

human cloning

Artificial reproduction of humans invented by koreans, being the reason why they look exactly like one another.

They look exactly like one another due to human cloning.

by KoreanCloneWars January 7, 2010

chonging

the act of smoking/bunning weed
can also mean to vape in certain cases

dave: yo what's good your eyes are bare red g
gavin: yeah i know g been chonging bare loud

by chongchingchow November 28, 2019

Chonging Turd

A huge shit that leaves you feeling immensely satisfied once you have taken it. Usually stinks.

Person A: Why are you looking so guilty?
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!

by Yabadabadork January 10, 2016