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Crandlebox 

A compact totebox on wheels that doubles as a portable break room and carryall which houses the necesarry items to facilitate all current and unforseen medical situations as well as sustenance to manage life critical conditions such as pre diabetes and or Runaway Thyroid Disorder A.K.A. RTD.
This handy device immediately excuses its user from any and all immediate duties in order to attend

such emergencies on site. When used correctly, the Crandlebox appears as a guardian symbol to protect against any discriminatory practices with its looming threat of liability. A very effective shield against any questioning authority.
Little miss MAGA locks sat on her Crandlebox eating her curds and whey; along came a manager and sat down beside her and asked "Are you going to do any work today?"
Crandlebox by anonymous March 11, 2025
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Candlebox Effect 

The Candlebox effect is when an individual or group, usually in a theater or sports setting, gets up and starts dancing for no apparent reason. This phenomenon was witnessed during the alternative rock group, Candlebox, show at Celebrity Theater in Phoenix in 2014 , in which a lady was reported to have stood up and danced in her seat during the entire acoustic concert much to the dismay and amusement of other concert goers.
"Wow I never seen her be so crazy, total Candlebox effect at work"

"That Candlebox effect seems to be infectious in here"

"I will so have the Candlebox effect tonight at the Guns n' Roses concert tonight, They rule!"

"Cowboys stripping in the aisles? I do not appreciate this Candlebox effect!"
Candlebox Effect by Phoenixkidd February 20, 2014
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Non exist existing word to describe what might be a box that could hold wax there for maybe a lot wooden door box structure holding wax to create candle like fire with a stem and WIC therefore it may be a candle that is in a box who knows?
I'm listening to Candlebox -Far Behind right now.
candlebox by Juhjuhjustyourmom September 15, 2020
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004