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Crundle

According to the Gman Squad episode 5:
"A crundle is a flap of skin between your ballsack and the butthole. Much like a taint."

If you get shot by a Gman wearing glasses, your must promptly shout, "Ah! My crundle!"
"Ah, my crundle! Ah, my tits....my tits..."
by Crackbone'sLover June 23, 2009
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crundle

The area between the ass and the penis/vagina, also known as a taint. Usually the breeding ground for dingleberries.
Baby, you got a bundle in your crundle...
by Jimmy Knuckles March 10, 2004
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crundle

Appearing at the lower section of a very large womens ass, the crundle appears as two protruding folds of lumpy butt fat on either side of the crack. This area has a never-ending wedgie and will atract your gaze no matter how hard you attempt to look away. The crundle becomes particularly defined when the women bends over. WARNING: watch out for the crundle monster
Gross! That womens crundle is all sweaty.
by A.J.-Eggy February 8, 2007
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An expression used in distress. It can take the place of "oh god" "oy vey" "shit" "fuck" "goddammit" "motherfucker", "damn", etc. It is the new slang for cursing.
"Crundle!" Sari shouted when she burnt her finger making tea.
by Adam McG. May 25, 2006
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crundle monster

The frightening creature that dwells within a women's crundle. Usually, this monster creaps out whenever the women bends over and it makes this sound- rraaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. This monster is among the worst smelling things found on earth and resembles some kind of mix between a hermit crab, a hobbit, and Hank Aaron. Warning signs for a women with a crundle: a gunt, a muffin top, a Fupa, a Vagamuch, or with feke.
Look out! The crundle monster is gonna get you.
by A.J.-Eggy February 8, 2007
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crundle cop

Crundle cop is the officer who either inspects or if you pay him he will look after your crundle. ;D
Jon:oh thank god for my crundle cop, if it wasn't for him my crundle would of caught crundalis.
by CrundleCop. September 20, 2010
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Crundle-Thumber

A type of person that has a crafty bundle of tricks up the sleeve of his or her sweater, and thumbs through everyone else’s business except their own!
Can you believe it, Hilda? That no good

Crundle-Thumber, Jackie is at it again with the new couple two trailers down! Can’t she keep her dang opinions to herself? She has got me madder than a hornet in an old coke can, I’ll tell ya what…
by SpellingVee January 8, 2023
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