cromptchy

adjective. Describes something that is so crunk, it makes your brain feel like popcorn. Similar to FUBAR.

How even designed this software? It’s cromptchy!

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Crotchy

a term of endearment used by sexy azn hunnies to describe their beautiful manfriends.

I ♥ my crotchy ^^ he bought me Gucci!

Crotchy by UR Crotch April 21, 2009

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A town in the middle of the redwood forest where every single person living there grows weed.

1-What do you do for a living?
2-Well, I'm from Comptche, what do you think?
1-Ohhh, in that case, can i buy some weed man?

Comptche by Denden11 July 15, 2011

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Taking a picture of your crotch and posting it to social media, similar to a selfie but with crotches

"Hey, take a look at my newest crotchy pic on instagram"

Crotchy by Dawnoreo December 6, 2013

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one who is always scratching their balls for lack of anything more important to do

Ted is so crotchy I can't shake his hand.

crotchy by kgkv June 1, 2014

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The sound a dog makes when eating a tasty snack.

I threw my dog a bone and she cromptched it.

Cromptch by Ang0071974 August 8, 2019

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Used to describe someone of such attractiveness that you'd smash them until their crotch becomes a crontch

Girl 1: "Look at that guy over there!"

Girl 2: "He's so crontchy!"

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