cromptchy

adjective. Describes something that is so crunk, it makes your brain feel like popcorn. Similar to FUBAR.

How even designed this software? It’s cromptchy!

by DisgruntledDev September 7, 2021

Crotchy

a term of endearment used by sexy azn hunnies to describe their beautiful manfriends.

I ♥ my crotchy ^^ he bought me Gucci!

by UR Crotch April 21, 2009

Comptche

A town in the middle of the redwood forest where every single person living there grows weed.

1-What do you do for a living?
2-Well, I'm from Comptche, what do you think?
1-Ohhh, in that case, can i buy some weed man?

by Denden11 July 15, 2011

Crotchy

Taking a picture of your crotch and posting it to social media, similar to a selfie but with crotches

"Hey, take a look at my newest crotchy pic on instagram"

by Dawnoreo December 6, 2013

crotchy

one who is always scratching their balls for lack of anything more important to do

Ted is so crotchy I can't shake his hand.

by kgkv June 1, 2014

Cromptch

The sound a dog makes when eating a tasty snack.

I threw my dog a bone and she cromptched it.

by Ang0071974 August 8, 2019

Crontchy

Used to describe someone of such attractiveness that you'd smash them until their crotch becomes a crontch

Girl 1: "Look at that guy over there!"

Girl 2: "He's so crontchy!"

by McTheCrontcher69 April 11, 2017