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coffice 

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A coffee shop one makes into an office where non-coffee shop work is performed.
"Hey Shane, I need to finish up this design comp by 5, so I'm going to head down to the coffice with the laptop and put the touches on there."
coffice by kevinwo December 18, 2008
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Coffice 

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Coffice; A combination of a Coffe Shop and Office.
Coffice >e.g>I can go to this place in downtown Ann Arbor, have wonderful fresh tasty coffee, bring my PC and any homework from my office at the U of M Medical Center.
Coffice by MsDeNiseofAnnArbor March 27, 2010

cloffice 

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noun: a former closet converted into office space
Chris: Didya hear Adam was promoted and moved out of the cubicle and into an office !

Al: Adam's got a cloffice...his boss converted the janitor's closet into an office.
cloffice by Goomba Al October 23, 2007

choffice 

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noun. A church that has been converted into commercial offices in a not-so-subtle manner
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adj. Describing a building that was clearly once a church and is now an office building.

Close cousin of the chondo, a church that has been converted into condos.
To get to the adult video store, go down the street and take a right at the choffice. Can't miss the neon sign two blocks up on the left.

My dad works in a choffice building on Main Street; Ironic, considering that he's the CFO of an HMO.
choffice by creaternity April 30, 2006

Cloffice 

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A closet, usually the janitors where co-workers go to have nooners and generally any sex in the office.
Hey did you here about Steve? Bob walked in on Debra and him having a nooner in the cloffice!
Cloffice by marching_baritone July 17, 2011

Cloffice 

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Hybrid between an office and a closet
My dad touches little kids in his cloffice
Cloffice by Mr. Prillo May 24, 2019
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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