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Ranked #1 place to raise a family.

"I am from Ann Arbor, Michigan. I know what the Deuce is. If you don't, don't bother asking. I know more names for marijuana than you have friends, and every possible way to use it. I've done them all, and made up my own. Everything is a potential drinking game, and if you can't see that, you sure aren't from the same place as me. You wanna play flipcup? Beirut? Quarters? Dice? You wanna get your ass beat? Bring it on. No, I can't dance, no I don't care. You think the enemies of Pioneers are Indians? Think again, they're River Rats. Welcome to the Big House, where we bleed MAIZE and blue, not blue and GOLD, like every other college in the country. I know you know our fight song. Don't even bother trying to drive your car dowtown. You can't figure out the one-ways or parallel park. And we know you're out-of-town because your car isn't covered in bumperstickers. Yes, it's HAAHT in here, and yes, I'm taking a VAAHDKA SHAAAHT right now. At least I'm taking more than you. And what the hell is SODA? It will ALWAYS be POP.There is only one Ann Arbor, and kids from the Deuce are simply a different breed."
Ann Arbor is the best city on earth.
by Sara D November 07, 2005
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1. The only place in Michigan that truly understands what the world is like. This definition is used by residents of Ann Arbor.

2. "Six square miles surrounded by reality." This definition is used by the rest of Michigan.
1. "I wish the rest of the state was like Ann Arbor and not a bunch of gun-waving hunters and high school dropout factory workers."

2. "I apologize for my friend's condescension. He grew up in Ann Arbor."
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Home of the greatest university in the world, as well as the winningest college football team in history. Most college football teams hate Ann Arbor because every time they play Michigan they are reminded of their extreme inferiority (i.e. Penn State). Many other school's fans think they are "clever" by comparing Ann Arbor to a whore, but that's the best you can expect from a second rate education.

Joepa loses when he comes to Ann Arbor
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Home of the greatest university in the world, as well as the winningest college football team in history. Most college football teams hate Ann Arbor because every time they play Michigan they are reminded of their extreme inferiority (i.e. Penn State). Many other school's fans think they are "clever" by comparing Ann Arbor to a whore, but that's what you get from a second rate education.
Joepa loses when he comes to Ann Arbor

by Hail to the Victors November 15, 2005
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1) A city in the wonderful state of Michigan where University of Michigan is located.

2) A place filled with arrogance and arrogant people.
1) "Michigan's a great state but the only reason I don't want to live there is because of Ann Arbor."

2) "She's so arrogant!"
"I know; she must be from Ann Arbor."

"Driving into Ann Arbor is like driving through a wall of arrogance. You can literally feel the arrogance.
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