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A coffee shop one makes into an office where non-coffee shop work is performed.
"Hey Shane, I need to finish up this design comp by 5, so I'm going to head down to the coffice with the laptop and put the touches on there."
coffice by kevinwo December 18, 2008
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Coffice; A combination of a Coffe Shop and Office.
Coffice >e.g>I can go to this place in downtown Ann Arbor, have wonderful fresh tasty coffee, bring my PC and any homework from my office at the U of M Medical Center.
Coffice by MsDeNiseofAnnArbor March 27, 2010
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An office where everyone is coughing.
The cold spread to my co-workers throughout the Coffice.
Coffice by eDun December 9, 2010
Coffee that is provided at no cost to employees by employer at a given physical location (ex. office).
"Oh man i have no time to go outside to get good coffee, i gotta drink coffice!"
Coffice by ; drop database November 19, 2013

coffeces 

The shit you have to take soon after drinking a cup of coffee
"Sheri is suffering from a case of coffeces courtesy of Starbucks"
coffeces by ILuvBlumpkinPie January 22, 2014

Coffiend 

Noun: 1. Someone who drinks coffee like there is no tomorrow; 2. Someone who cannot function without coffee.
Person 1: Isn't that like your eleventh cup of coffee today??

Person 2: Twelfth.

Person 1: Dude. You're a coffiend.
Coffiend by Dr. Awesome Ph.D. July 18, 2012

Coffication 

To drink coffe and have some communication between friends.
Let's go to Starbucks for some coffication.
Coffication by J Pizzle October 2, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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