Cloffice

A closet, usually the janitors where co-workers go to have nooners and generally any sex in the office.

Hey did you here about Steve? Bob walked in on Debra and him having a nooner in the cloffice!

by marching_baritone July 17, 2011

Cloffice

Hybrid between an office and a closet

My dad touches little kids in his cloffice

by Mr. Prillo May 24, 2019

cloffice

noun: a former closet converted into office space

Chris: Didya hear Adam was promoted and moved out of the cubicle and into an office !

Al: Adam's got a cloffice...his boss converted the janitor's closet into an office.

by Goomba Al October 23, 2007

cloffice

(n.) a closet turned into a home office, out of desperation to find someplace quiet to work, typically during a pandemic or other shelter-in-place emergency.

After listening to my 11-year old's Zoom class for the 400th time, I decided I had to create a cloffice for myself to escape the circus show that is my pandemic life.

by phrontisterydude November 12, 2020

Cloffice

In the COVID-work-at-home-era many people have had to transition their closets into offices - hence the new term cloffice. Coined by Linsay V.

I'll be heading to my cloffice to go to work now.

by Linsay V. June 22, 2022