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choffice 

noun. A church that has been converted into commercial offices in a not-so-subtle manner
OR
adj. Describing a building that was clearly once a church and is now an office building.

Close cousin of the chondo, a church that has been converted into condos.
To get to the adult video store, go down the street and take a right at the choffice. Can't miss the neon sign two blocks up on the left.

My dad works in a choffice building on Main Street; Ironic, considering that he's the CFO of an HMO.
choffice by creaternity April 30, 2006
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Choffice 

An office room wherein its employees are excessively indulgent in chocolate and cacao-based products.
There is always a stock of chocolates in their drawers.
The Choffice is all stocked up once again
Choffice by SHM2 October 19, 2021
Related Words
A coffee shop one makes into an office where non-coffee shop work is performed.
"Hey Shane, I need to finish up this design comp by 5, so I'm going to head down to the coffice with the laptop and put the touches on there."
coffice by kevinwo December 18, 2008
Coffice; A combination of a Coffe Shop and Office.
Coffice >e.g>I can go to this place in downtown Ann Arbor, have wonderful fresh tasty coffee, bring my PC and any homework from my office at the U of M Medical Center.
Coffice by MsDeNiseofAnnArbor March 27, 2010

cloffice 

noun: a former closet converted into office space
Chris: Didya hear Adam was promoted and moved out of the cubicle and into an office !

Al: Adam's got a cloffice...his boss converted the janitor's closet into an office.
cloffice by Goomba Al October 23, 2007

Cloffice 

A closet, usually the janitors where co-workers go to have nooners and generally any sex in the office.
Hey did you here about Steve? Bob walked in on Debra and him having a nooner in the cloffice!
Cloffice by marching_baritone July 17, 2011

croffice 

Craft room / office combination. A multi purpose room to be used by a crafty business savvy woman.
I just redecorated my croffice.
croffice by Beautiful revivals September 5, 2013
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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