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Crackpottery

The words and/or actions of a loony person, a crackpot.
In her latest display of crackpottery, she says she wants to build a house made of toothpicks.
Crackpottery by Flurgewhipple October 3, 2017
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Crockpotted

When your girl is in the shower, you go in and take a nasty shit, don't flush and walk out. The steam and scent cook itself.
My wife is pissed, I crockpotted her last night.
Crockpotted by JBerg81 April 26, 2019

crockpotter 

One who checks into a hotel who typically has a lower income, usually brings a lot of items including crockpots, asks for assistance from a bell attendant and does not tip.
The bellman went to assist the guest with their luggage. when he opened the trunk he realized they were a bunch of crockpotters.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026