Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Flurgewhipple

vudgemuffin

A complimentary albeit crude term for a beautiful woman.

The warm weather has brought out a plethora of scantily clad vudgemuffins.

The words and/or actions of a loony person, a crackpot.

In her latest display of crackpottery, she says she wants to build a house made of toothpicks.

To delay crapping until the urge goes away or you almost have an accident.

I was so involved in the video game, I procrapstinated for over two hours.