crinion 

the coolest last name ever.

No, not ONION!!, CRINION!!!!

crinion by Jennifer June 11, 2003

Crinton 

For a person or group of people to take the exceedingly long way to complete a simple task. "You are a crinton" can be used instead of saying "Why did you do it like that, there is an easier way you know"

"He/She pulled a crinton as he/she could have just as easily pushed this button instead of running down the hall, calling someone, running back only to push the same button"

"He/She was crintoned by his friends letting him take the longest possible drive home."

"He/She is a crinton by the fact that everything he/she does is the long way to do something."

Crinton by TemRa September 25, 2009

crunion 

Noun: an abbreviation of "crotch onion", which is another term for one's testicles.

Man, get your sweaty crunions off of me.

crunion by DM Stu June 28, 2004

Chinion

A blister that fags get from nutsacks constantly bouncing against their chin.

Most people from England have Chinions.

Chinion by Wally Pierce June 30, 2010

craniondragusmulticulus 

A person who multitasks by watching drag race and snorting crayons

"hey did you know that jims a craniondragusmulticulus?"

craniondragusmulticulus by fruitbowl__ December 8, 2021

grand chinion 

A grand chinion is a chin dimple the size of the grand canyon

Ben affleck has a grand chinion.

grand chinion by austchin October 15, 2013

crunion 

When there's a growth on your cranium that looks like a bunion.

Person 1: Hey, did you get hit in the head?

Person 2: No, that's my crunion.

crunion by HjwAlva12 March 15, 2017