affleck

(verb) to assume a role you were never meant to have

Keanu Reeves really afflecked 'The Matrix'

by TwiggyRules September 4, 2013

Affleck

...was the bomb in Phantoms.

Word, bitch, Phantoms like a mo'fucker!

by Luke February 24, 2005

Affleck

1. The unexpected sight of male genitalia in a film. Originating from the shower scene in Gone Girl

2. Afflecked: The result of seeing unexpected male genitalia in a film.

"I was quite afflecked after seeing Ben Affleck's penis in Gone Girl"

"Wasn't that played by Matt Damon?"

by Chungus69 July 7, 2016

Affleck

to completely screw up. to ruin ones life. to make a really bad decision.
see also screwed

i afflecked my car when i ran a red light and a truck hit me.
i afflecked my reputation by dating a dumb fat whore

by jim July 23, 2003

Affleck

Being most whipped, possibly in all the land

Once I saw that dude bring his bitch to ball with his boys, it was then that I knew he's Afflecked for life, jigger

by --Kev April 21, 2004

Affleck

ruin/upset/mess up see also screwed

oh no i afflecked myself by marrying a publicity seeking fat assed ho'. this marriage wont last a year..

by john August 21, 2003

affleck's palace

a shop in Manchester selling 'alternative' items on different stalls, this includes but isn't limited to posters, music, clothing and condoms(!)

Person 1: Hey do ya wanna go to Affleck's palace this weekend? There's a skirt I've been eyeing up.
Person 2: Sure! Sounds cool!

by queenorivers January 18, 2006