crimion

A person that likes masturbating to naked 9 year olds.

I'm pulling a crimion rn.

by thatscrazy636 May 31, 2022

Oklahoma Crimson

The color of an avetard's eyes after he takes a rip off the dab rig. This color also happens to be one of TardU's colors and it is no coincidence at all that an avetard will have the same color in his eyes. Whenever an avetard has this shade of red in his eyes, he is 100% out like a light.

Bruh, Henry hit the rig and that mf was out like a light! His eyes were Oklahoma Crimson red, he was not ready to hang.

by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019

Criminal of India

SRK & Akshay Kumar are certified criminals of India.
Akshay Kumar & his wife arrested under obscenity thats how they entered in the list of criminals.
Another criminal of india SRK whose uncle was ISI chief, was jailed for threatening female journalist. SRK also arrested in Kerosene scam.

Those who search Criminal of India must be illiterate fans of criminal SRK & Akshay Kumar

by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 29, 2020

Criminal Dick

The state of being so arroused and horny that your dick transcends the usual hard-on and morphs into a malevolent being all its own, capable of unrepentant violence, anti-social behavior, sexual assault and-- in extreme cases-- rape.

Synonyms: felonious trunk

I saw this girl last night who was so hot she gave me a case of straight up Criminal Dick.

by Randy Bloke November 14, 2015

crimson jack

An event in masturbation when, during ejaculation, blood is produced from the penis rather than semen.

Guy 1: Dude I crimson jacked last night and I don't know what to do.
Guy 2: What the fuck? get that shit checked out.

by Goblin Kng August 20, 2017

Criminal of Bollywood

India’s biggest chutiya Shahrukh Khan is known as criminal of Bollywood. Reason you know. He is tatti khan.

Criminal of Bollywood spotted at USA Airport

by bdking9090 February 12, 2021

Criminal of Bollywood

SRK & Akshay Kumar both are certified Criminals of Bollywood.
SRK was arrested for threatening female journalist, SRK also involved in Kerosene scam. Criminal of Bollywood SRK openly tweeted & praised most wanted terrorist Zakir Naik.
Pakistani terrorist hafiz saeed said SRK can come to pakistan if he feels unsafe in India.
Another criminal Akshay Kumar a canadian actor got arrested under obscenity. Akshay Kumar admitted that he gets more love from Pakistan

How many indians think SRK & Chakki are criminal of bollywood?
A - 132 cr

by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale June 3, 2020