JIMS
JIMS, The king of kings
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JIMS
Stands for: Jesus Is My Savior
Describes a person who is conservative due to extremely strict religious beliefs.
You can typically spot a JIMS if they have a lot of Facebook photos with their Church friends.
They don't do any sexual or illicit activities such as partying as they view it as against their religion.
Typical things that a JIMS would say is:
"I really hope my church friend asks me to prom!"
"No sorry, I'm waiting until marriage"
"I don't need a man because I have Jesus!"
"Don't worry, I'll pray for you"
Describes a person who is conservative due to extremely strict religious beliefs.
You can typically spot a JIMS if they have a lot of Facebook photos with their Church friends.
They don't do any sexual or illicit activities such as partying as they view it as against their religion.
Typical things that a JIMS would say is:
"I really hope my church friend asks me to prom!"
"No sorry, I'm waiting until marriage"
"I don't need a man because I have Jesus!"
"Don't worry, I'll pray for you"
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Jimson • jimsexual • jimsie • jimson weed • Jimspector • Jims Asshole • jimsalwaysright • Jimscreech • Jimshed • jimshirts
Jims Asshole
"When jim has hot wings and drinks alot of coors light, and uh his assholes on fire the next day with a hangover. And then people cant help him load shit cuz he has too much of a headache and bc he has to unload his asshole all day."
Jims Asshole by ragingbunghole December 6, 2011
Dirty Jims
A person who uses someone elses laptop/computer to look at porn and masturbate, sometimes after they look up their Facebook updates.
Dirty Jims by someguynameddude April 2, 2013
Jim's Log
Jim's Log by MyNameIsUndisclosed November 8, 2017
Jimson
Jimson is a very kind hearted person. He may appear to be somewhat shy at most times and you get to think he's a total creep until you really get to know him. He's got a multi faceted ability to crush on as many girls at one time and still settle down with whomever he finally gets to choose. Love to him is more of a matter of choice knowing it's upside and downside than just mere feelings of crush. He is the only male ever to champion at multitasking. Jimson is a girl's boy and only he understands that. If you sought to study Jimson, you'll only get the opposite of who he really is - his true nature. He is pure, very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. His thoughts in his head keep killing him and killing him. He also does overthink things most of the times and he's got a strong power of spiritual perception. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He believes we are all responsible for everything that happens to us especially as a result of our actions and/or beliefs, his quote "responsibility over excuses". He doesn't like crowds and lots of people. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. No one in the world would ever begin to figure out what is in his thoughts. Jimson can be a complex intricacies of everything but one thing's sure, he makes one hell of a wonderful partner and knowledgeable fellow. He's just that wonderful!
Jimson by Yeeziebreezie February 6, 2020
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A)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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