crifted 

Crifted(adj.)

To be crifted, is to consume enough THC to a state where one dips in and out of consciousness and walls of glass form around ones head. Like sound proof.

Guy 1: bro what's your favorite ice cream?

Guy 2: ..
Guy 1: dude..hello?
Guy 2: what's my favorite cookie?? Uhh macadamian
Guy 1: you're a fuckin idiot I said ice cream

Guy 2: dude don't trip I'm crifted g

crifted by ksmaroons September 21, 2016

Crafted

For one to have a feeling of utter and total retardation via intoxication or inebriation imposed by ones close friend or foe - with or without thier consent.
Verb: craft {“i will craft that crap out you!”}
Verb: crafting {“sup!?” “Yeah nah - bita crafting going on with turts”}
Adj: Crafted {“Oh mate- you look crafted AF!}

Fitty: (Laying on the sticky carpet floor)How the did I get this retarded tonight?
Turtle: You’ve been f@$king crafted , you dumb ass!!

Crafted by Furtley May 30, 2018

Lara Crofted 

Lara Crofted is when you get impaled by an object

Oh my god! Call an ambulance, I just got Lara Crofted !!

Lara Crofted by alpetergriffin April 7, 2021

Team Crafted 

Team crafted is a popular group consisting of friends who play mostly Minecraft together. The group members (ordered by popularity) include SkyDoesMinecraft, BajanCanadian, ASFJerome or JeromeASF, TrueMU or MinecraftUniverse, Ssundee, Deadlox or DeadloxMC, HuskyMudkipper or HuskyMUDKIPZ, BlueMonkeyYT or BlueMonkey, WeedLion, and DeceptiBonks (not actually considered a member but she is the artist). Several of the members (SkyDoesMinecraft, BajanCanadian, ASFJerome, MinecraftUniverse) are currently living together in Los Angeles, CA.

Person #1: Who is your favorite Minecraft YouTuber group?
Person #2: I can't choose between Yogscast or Team Crafted!

Team Crafted by homestuckingHetalian February 28, 2014

team crafted 

team crafted is a couple of people who play minecraft and are very popular.like deadlox, sky/adam, huskymudkipz, ssundee, weedlion. bluemonkey, deceptivebonk, jeromeasf, bajancanadian, and sky is most popular. they all moved in in 2013 and are now living together

deadlox, sky/adam, huskymudkipz, ssundee, weedlion, bluemonkey, deceptivebonk, jeromeasf, and bajancanadian. these are all members of team crafted.

team crafted by skyette December 19, 2013

craftedri 

tiktok user craftedri, they are cool and have amazing cosplays oh and they also made the “haha uleanra you are banging my abuser” thing but other than that they are just amazing

“hey have you heard of craftedri?”
“yeah, they’re pretty cool!”

craftedri by manifoldtwt June 15, 2021

Hand crafted specimen 

built like a machamp

I’m one real hand crafted specimen

Hand crafted specimen by Machamp69 October 11, 2021