crinted Share definition Flag Ruined, destroyed, maimed. Used especially when something absolutely has to work, but doesn't. Used especially by sound engineers referring to faulty equipment. "Dang. It's fuckin' crinted. That sure as hell ain't the jazz. crinted by Dav Byrne January 7, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the crinted mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch