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Crifted(adj.)

To be crifted, is to consume enough THC to a state where one dips in and out of consciousness and walls of glass form around ones head. Like sound proof.
Guy 1: bro what's your favorite ice cream?

Guy 2: ..
Guy 1: dude..hello?
Guy 2: what's my favorite cookie?? Uhh macadamian
Guy 1: you're a fuckin idiot I said ice cream

Guy 2: dude don't trip I'm crifted g
by ksmaroons February 10, 2016
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