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To blow a large load all over a girls face.
Guy 1: So how did last night go?

Guy 2: Dude i crited her.

Guy 1: Nice
Crited by the1andonny October 23, 2010
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Boy Who Cried Blast 

When a guy tells all his friends he fucked a chick when he didn't and when finding this out, said chick publicly confronts him letting him and all his friends know that not only did she not fuck him, but that she never will fuck him.
Did you see Michelle call out Jay in the parking lot after she found out he told everyone he fucked her? I knew he was a Boy Who Cried Blast!
Boy Who Cried Blast by RBAK July 5, 2016
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Crited criteria cited Crite Crimedotte Clited crimed Crimedy crinted Crired

The Mayfair Criterion

The Mayfair Criterion, a mathematical formula dictating university life:

If funny = Do
The Mayfair Criterion: If Funny = Do

Cesars Criterium 

The Cesars Criterium is a check that is passed only if a girl looks beautiful wearing a ballgag

If she does not she will have failed the check
That girl looks hot in a ballgag- she definatly passes the Cesars Criterium
Cesars Criterium by zantehood August 18, 2023

cried-ish 

involuntary and mild-mannered weeping. A term used to describe the act of camouflaged crying.
Caroline: So did you see that film, THE NOTEBOOK?
Marc: Yeah. (AWKWARD PAUSE) I cried-ish.
cried-ish by Telebizion January 5, 2009
The specification to which something is builfed or built.
The arcade machine was builfed to the critera set out by the designer.
critera by nose man August 22, 2011

cratedigger 

1) A Disc Jockey with a very large collection of records (crates of vinyl)

2) A type of music that uses large numbers of obscure samples and breaks from old recordings.
DJ Shadow's album Endtroducing was made in true cratedigger style.
cratedigger by bhny September 25, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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