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To blow a large load all over a girls face.
Guy 1: So how did last night go?

Guy 2: Dude i crited her.

Guy 1: Nice
Crited by the1andonny October 23, 2010
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Boy Who Cried Blast 

When a guy tells all his friends he fucked a chick when he didn't and when finding this out, said chick publicly confronts him letting him and all his friends know that not only did she not fuck him, but that she never will fuck him.
Did you see Michelle call out Jay in the parking lot after she found out he told everyone he fucked her? I knew he was a Boy Who Cried Blast!
Boy Who Cried Blast by RBAK July 5, 2016
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Crited • criteria • cited • Crite • Crimedotte • Clited • crimed • Crimedy • crinted • Crired

The Mayfair Criterion

The Mayfair Criterion, a mathematical formula dictating university life:

If funny = Do
The Mayfair Criterion: If Funny = Do

Cesars Criterium 

The Cesars Criterium is a check that is passed only if a girl looks beautiful wearing a ballgag

If she does not she will have failed the check
That girl looks hot in a ballgag- she definatly passes the Cesars Criterium
Cesars Criterium by zantehood August 18, 2023

cried-ish 

involuntary and mild-mannered weeping. A term used to describe the act of camouflaged crying.
Caroline: So did you see that film, THE NOTEBOOK?
Marc: Yeah. (AWKWARD PAUSE) I cried-ish.
cried-ish by Telebizion January 5, 2009
The specification to which something is builfed or built.
The arcade machine was builfed to the critera set out by the designer.
critera by nose man August 22, 2011

cratedigger 

1) A Disc Jockey with a very large collection of records (crates of vinyl)

2) A type of music that uses large numbers of obscure samples and breaks from old recordings.
DJ Shadow's album Endtroducing was made in true cratedigger style.
cratedigger by bhny September 25, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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