Crited

To blow a large load all over a girls face.

Guy 1: So how did last night go?

Guy 2: Dude i crited her.

Guy 1: Nice

by the1andonny October 23, 2010

Boy Who Cried Blast

When a guy tells all his friends he fucked a chick when he didn't and when finding this out, said chick publicly confronts him letting him and all his friends know that not only did she not fuck him, but that she never will fuck him.

Did you see Michelle call out Jay in the parking lot after she found out he told everyone he fucked her? I knew he was a Boy Who Cried Blast!

by RBAK July 5, 2016

The Mayfair Criterion

The Mayfair Criterion, a mathematical formula dictating university life:

If funny = Do

The Mayfair Criterion: If Funny = Do

by Charlie694 April 18, 2015

Cesars Criterium

The Cesars Criterium is a check that is passed only if a girl looks beautiful wearing a ballgag

If she does not she will have failed the check

That girl looks hot in a ballgag- she definatly passes the Cesars Criterium

by zantehood August 18, 2023

cried-ish

involuntary and mild-mannered weeping. A term used to describe the act of camouflaged crying.

Caroline: So did you see that film, THE NOTEBOOK?
Marc: Yeah. (AWKWARD PAUSE) I cried-ish.

by Telebizion January 5, 2009

critera

The specification to which something is builfed or built.

The arcade machine was builfed to the critera set out by the designer.

by nose man August 22, 2011

cratedigger

1) A Disc Jockey with a very large collection of records (crates of vinyl)

2) A type of music that uses large numbers of obscure samples and breaks from old recordings.

DJ Shadow's album Endtroducing was made in true cratedigger style.

by bhny September 25, 2006