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Lara Crofted 

Lara Crofted is when you get impaled by an object
Oh my god! Call an ambulance, I just got Lara Crofted !!
Lara Crofted by alpetergriffin April 7, 2021

Out Crofted 

When two girls both go to a fancy dress party dressed as Lara Croft, however one wears it much better thus the other is Out Crofted.

First brought about by Imogen.
Hey did you see Katie and Emily both came as the same person tonight?

Yeah! But Katie got way Out Crofted!
Out Crofted by Imogs September 25, 2013

crofter's 

The only jelly I'll put in my belly
Person A : What's the best jelly brand?

Person B : Crofter's

Person C : Smuckers?

Person B : F A L S E H O O D

Daniel Crofter Effect 

An effect in science discovered by Daniel Crofter where 2 objects have certain interactions with each other. These interactions can be a variety of different things. Many values of objects can change based on the Daniel Crofter Effect.
"Hey have you heard of the Daniel Crofter Effect." - guy 1
"Yeah don't they teach it in middle school?" - guy 2
"Yeah they do." - guy 1
For one to have a feeling of utter and total retardation via intoxication or inebriation imposed by ones close friend or foe - with or without thier consent.
Verb: craft {“i will craft that crap out you!”}
Verb: crafting {“sup!?” “Yeah nah - bita crafting going on with turts”}
Adj: Crafted {“Oh mate- you look crafted AF!}
Fitty: (Laying on the sticky carpet floor)How the did I get this retarded tonight?
Turtle: You’ve been f@$king crafted , you dumb ass!!
Crafted by Furtley May 30, 2018
Some one who is a console underated goated free agent player and the y play sixteen hours a day. On a good day they play 20 hours. And they drop out of high school as a junior.
THESE KIDS ARE FUCKIN CROATED! OH YOUR CROATED AS FUCK. OH FUCK THIS KIDS CROATED AS SHIT.
Croated by Jiff Gat0 April 27, 2019