creute

something that is both cute and creepy at the same time

I know he's stalking me, but he looks so damn creute when he does!

by XonyMudd June 14, 2011

Create Optionality

Sneaky way to say cheat in a committed relationship.

To leave ones options open (to cheat)

I didn't mean to hurt you- I just needed to create optionality in our relationship.

by babimia September 11, 2020

Crete

Used to describe something that is hot or high in temperature

Man, it’s mad crete in here

by LionToT December 12, 2019

Crete

An island to the south of mainland Greece that's full of superlatives: beautiful women; interesting costumes; one of the few areas of Greece where the dialects have "ch" and "sh" sounds,unlike pure Greek; and last but not least, very busy-for-the-feet folk dances like Pentozali and Maleviziotikos. Crete is the home of the unusual Minoan civilization, with its red building columns and frequent depictiona of minotaurs and dolphins.

I'm trying to learn the steps to this pentozali from Crete.

by pentozali January 28, 2009

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

"Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?" is a Palindrome

Crazy, huh?

Bob: Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
Tray: wtf are you saying

by ThatUrbanNinja6969 May 23, 2018

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

do you think god stays up in heavan because he too lives in fear of what hes created

this is used in text memes and picture memes, often use when someone states something gross or random

"dick cheese"
"do you think god stays up in heavan because he too lives in fear of what hes created"

by ruvik August 7, 2017