cremple
The dyslexic mispronunciation of the word creampie which can either be a popular dessert or a niche sexual act.
cremple by Ralph O'Connor October 7, 2015
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crumpler
A technical term used in the toilet paper industry to describe a person who crumples the toilet paper into a ball before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a folder.
crumpler by thecrumpler July 2, 2006
paradox-absorbing crumple zones
Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.
Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
paradox-absorbing crumple zones by Bob882 December 20, 2004
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deineth cramplel by himigane November 12, 2021
Crumplemore
How To Pronounce: ker-ank-el-more
Someone who tells one chat/call they'll be right back leaves for the rest of the day in another chat/call.
Someone who tells one chat/call they'll be right back leaves for the rest of the day in another chat/call.
Crumplemore by Roobert String April 18, 2018
Crumple Plopper
A Crumple Plopper is a plopper who dumps irregular and crumpled plops. These plops emerge slowly and painfully at first but then as the pressure builds they are finally boshed into the world with great force and gusto. Staining the pan's sides and spreading their foul and odorous miasma they eventually engulf their victims much like a big Welsh girl's knicker gusset.
My, my, is that an irregular and misshapen plop Sir Blundell Huge-Blundell? It looks to me as if you have been guzzling a gigantic curried gruffalo to produce such a Crumple Plopper.
Crumple Plopper by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2011
CrumpleDummple
CrumpleDummple by --BerryTheManokit-- November 29, 2022
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