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cremple

The dyslexic mispronunciation of the word creampie which can either be a popular dessert or a niche sexual act.
Please sir, can I have some more, cremple?
by Ralph O'Connor October 7, 2015
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crumpler

A technical term used in the toilet paper industry to describe a person who crumples the toilet paper into a ball before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a folder.
Man 1: How do you wipe your ass?
Man 2: Oh, I'm a crumpler.
by thecrumpler July 2, 2006
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paradox-absorbing crumple zones

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama
Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.
by Bob882 December 20, 2004
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deineth cramplel

the cramping of your balls, thighs, buttocks, and feet muscles all at the same time.
person 1: mike just had a "deineth cramplel"

person 2: oh shit, I hope he's okay.
by himigane November 12, 2021
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Crumplemore

How To Pronounce: ker-ank-el-more

Someone who tells one chat/call they'll be right back leaves for the rest of the day in another chat/call.
Wow he said he'd be right back but i see him in the Gamers R Us discord, what a Crumplemore.
by Roobert String April 18, 2018
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Crumple Plopper

A Crumple Plopper is a plopper who dumps irregular and crumpled plops. These plops emerge slowly and painfully at first but then as the pressure builds they are finally boshed into the world with great force and gusto. Staining the pan's sides and spreading their foul and odorous miasma they eventually engulf their victims much like a big Welsh girl's knicker gusset.
My, my, is that an irregular and misshapen plop Sir Blundell Huge-Blundell? It looks to me as if you have been guzzling a gigantic curried gruffalo to produce such a Crumple Plopper.
by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2011
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CrumpleDummple

When your ass crumbs harden creating a rock hard log....Basically a hard, flaky shit
guys. GUYS! you'll never believe the CrumpleDummple Amber Heard just took in my bed!
by --BerryTheManokit-- November 29, 2022
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