Crumplemore 

How To Pronounce: ker-ank-el-more

Someone who tells one chat/call they'll be right back leaves for the rest of the day in another chat/call.

Wow he said he'd be right back but i see him in the Gamers R Us discord, what a Crumplemore.

Crumplemore by Roobert String April 18, 2018

Crumplemore 

Someone who is completely lazy and will not do what you asked them to do no matter what it is. Even when A Crumplemore says he will do it he will just keep saying hold on a minute. Another use for the word is for someone who leaves calls randomly and feeds in league of legends.

Wow, Hes never going to download that file, Hes such a Crumplemore.

Crumplemore by Marcus Thatcher September 19, 2014

Crumplemore 

Pronounced: Crump-le-more

The owner and proud founder of Club Penguin!

Sam: Yo dude you part or club penguin?
Rin: Yeah dude! Crumplemore runs that. It's the place to be!

Crumplemore by Ano19 January 13, 2017

Crumbledore 

Crumbledore, the high court wizard.

Often confused with a crumbling door or related to the crossbreed between a raccoon and an owl.

Oh mighty Crumbledore, what do the high spirits have in order for us today?

Crumbledore by RedFire911 June 23, 2016

Crumplered

Having your coworker find any little reason to leave work early, leaving the crew in a bind

His wife called and said she couldn't find the cat so we got crumplered again!

Crumplered by FCCCTX April 22, 2019

Paul Cripplemore 

A specimen that specialises in computer technology but somehow hasn’t made a technical wheelchair

If you give him a chicken leg
He dies from ligma

I did a piss in Paul cripplemore’s bottle of Pepsi max

Paul Cripplemore by Fatuglyniggaginger December 10, 2018