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creosotic 

adj.
Extremely and morbidly obese

Derives from the Monty Python sketch about Mr. Creosote, a man who eats himself to a violent and disgusting death.
That man of creosotic proportions just ordered literally everything off the menu - make sure to avoid the ensuing streams of projectile vomit.
creosotic by Nerberta February 18, 2011
Claims, in particular, within an application for a patent.
Several of those crems lack proper antecedent basis.
crems by felipemartinez October 21, 2008

chemosynthesis

It’s like photosynthesis but with heat (and maybe so other type of inoganic stuff idk) instead of sunlight. It typically appears in the abyss or other places with not a lotta sunlight and there’s this neat article somewhere that I found actually explaining it instead of using sciency words.
“Tube Worms use chemosynthesis to absorb the heat of underwater volcanoes to thrive in the abyss”
chemosynthesis by Crow98 June 24, 2018
A Emo who is also Christain. They have the same down depressed attitude about life except instead of cutting themselves and crying about they go to church for huge periods of time asking forgiveness for their imaganary sins
Emo: everyone hates me I feel so lost no one understands me.

Cremo: I know how you feel But god still loves you. Why dont you come to church tonight instead of cutting yourself. Then you can ask God for forgiveness.
cremo by FencingDude August 19, 2006
place. Slightly weathered settlement devoid of any big-hamlet pretensions situated in the bouldering belt of Alberta. Locally famous for its Parrot Parade each September and the Alberta Sheep Wranglers Hall of Fame, Cremona seeks to embrace a greater degree of ethnic diversity and has recently twinned with Biggar, Saskatchewan.

Initially settled by Blackfeet indians who were victims of what has been called the European Extinction, Cremona is currently a hotpot of cultural diversity with no tinges of rabid monotheism.

Stone-boat constructionists, root-excavaters, and gravel percolation technicians mingle freely with the artists, artisans and articled accountants of Cremona at the many tables in the cafe.

Ice-hockey amuses the population as does curling, which seems to involve bowling large pieces of granite down a long, frozen, gravel-studded blanket.

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Care to visit Cremona this week to get your bogey on and watch a curling rodeo?

Do I! Let me get my binoculars and a can of diet-coke!

Oh I think they have diet-coke in Cremona now!
Cremona by gnostic1 September 10, 2011

cremorne 

A suburb of Sydney, Australia where only the coolest of the cool people live.
Can sometimes be referred to as cremza, c-morne or the big c
person 1: hey man are you going to Cremorne for nye this year?
person 2: i wish, but i'm just not cool enough
cremorne by cremza-babe January 15, 2008