cree-dentials

Da qualifications of a Native-American.

Lewis and Clark didn't need to bother asking their Native guides for their cree-dentials, since anyone whom they hired was from their own area, and so they were all familiar with what the explorers would likely encounter in that particular region.

by QuacksO June 10, 2020

Cripple Credentials

Proof, lest ye be scorned, that you need a wheelchair, a walker, a cane, a neck brace...ANYTHING to validate parking in the handicapped parking space, or sitting in the handicap seats on any public transportation!

If people don't actually SEE your disability, you are looked at with absolute discuss, even hatred! You need "Cripple Credentials" before people will mind their own business!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 27, 2021

Flashed Credentials

Flashing or showing your tits (if female) or genitals (male or female) to one or more persons with the intent of attracting their attention and creating a sexual response.

Carla got laid repeatedly over summer break. She just went to the beach and flashed credentials.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2016

media credentials

Media Credentials are given to the working members of the media who attend press conferances.

Will tried to get into the Washington Wizards Press Conferance, but he lost his media credentials. He then proceeded to go home and tell everyone he knew in his uber life that they were bandwagoners.

by Mike Fo Sheezay October 25, 2007

Credentials

credentials having street credibility, being respected in the streets for which we have done or what you have accomplished

Credentials is being respected in the streets for which we have done or what you have accomplished

by Jones_popeye May 28, 2018

Credentials

The only thing people care about (sometimes)

Iam "Is that going to be the purpose of our life? Acquiring credentials so people will take us seriously. Do I really need a PhD to tell people not to drink rat poison?"

Hym "We can aquire them and wield them against our foes. Hahahahaha! Ouch... My head still hurts."

Iam *sigh* "If the things we say are true we shouldn't need a million dollars and a doctorate..."

Hym "You need to label to throw in their face or they just assume they know better."

Iam "Well... I hate that it's like that sometimes..."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2022

credentials

A sexual innuendo that refers to a woman's sexual assets (i.e. breast and booty)

"You seem to be qualified for the job, but I'll have to see your credentials?"

by AgentKronik September 14, 2007