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Feridon's Creampit 

A sacred and holy pit that is roughly 50 meters deep and filled with gallons of Feridon's potent ejaculations. Typically used as the grounds of a sacred blood ritual involving the mutilation and sacrifice of 7 Mongolian child sex slaves who are then tossed in the creampit, dissolving and mixing with the sperm, in order to gain an audience with Feridon.
"What do you mean the child sex slaves escaped my speed chamber? What am I supposed to tribute to Feridon's creampit now?"

Crammitol 

An illusory “medication” that’s handy to suggest to someone in situations requiring a veiled insult.
Gosh, maybe it would help if you took a Crammitol, I happen to have one right here!
Crammitol by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Creamator 

dude the this chick last night was such a creamator she took it like a champ
Creamator by Ba Atlas November 5, 2009

Orange Creamsicola  

A drink chiefly consisting of a mixture of a vanilla flavored cola and orange juice. 3 parts cola to 1 part OJ. The resulting flavor closely resembles that of an Orange Creamsicle, but with added cola flavor. It is also often preferable for those of legal age to add vodka.

For best results, pour vodka first, vanilla cola, then orange juice.

This was first discovered using Vanilla Coke Zero.
Barkeep, make mine an Orange Creamsicola this time. Thanks!

Creamation 

Being cremated and having your ashes blasted from confetti cannons at the Creamfields music festival. Typically during a Tiësto DJ set for maximum effect.

See also: mixmag.net/read/tiesto-fan-ashes-creamfields-canon-news
1. "Billy got Creamated last weekend, did you hear?"
- "Yeah! They blasted the ashes right at the drop during Adagio for Strings!"

2. When I die, instead of donating my organs to those in need, I'm opting for creamation instead. It'll be so epic to be amongst the crowd at Creamfields one last time!
Creamation by tuuuuurtletheory September 2, 2021

creamitize 

When one immediately bestows a cream like substance on an object.
Let's go creamitize this bagel.
creamitize by Summerrrrr January 17, 2019