When your must is just too nice, and you just simply absolutely can’t have to.
Mrs. Kyle- why’d u miss class
Brady- nice, cream top, mrrahh
Mrs. Kyle- too nice
by Blan Blaston November 16, 2018
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When you cum on top of a person's head.
Bro 1 "dude i tried to give my girl a facial but I missed and my cum got all in her hair"

Bro 2 "so you cream on topped her?"

Bro 1 "ya! It was awesome"
by Jedidoc87 June 21, 2017
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Profits, markup on a product
I sold some stocks and took a nice cream of the top for myself
by leo11223 March 15, 2007
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A kinky sex position. It's when a female gets on top of a male facing him while anel sex is occuring, then whipped cream is placed inside the vagina hole, then the male eats the female out while having kinky anel sex..

Guy: Waddup.
Friend: Wassup how was your weekend?
Guy: Fucking bomb.
Friend: Why what happend?
Guy: I tried out the Whipped Cream Tuffle Top.
Friend: Niceee..
by Stevie G. and Kyndra G. December 7, 2007
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