Getting extremely intoxicated from Pinnacle Whipped Cream Vodka, to the point that many of your friends think you may be dead and will need to be cremated.
Alert the paramedics, we got a bottle of Pinnacle, were getting creamated tonight.
Vaginal lubrication that occurs involuntarily and/or unexpectedly, when a female is aroused by something that occurs during normal activity or conversation (AKA Creamin' in your jeans)
Molly: "Yesterday at the fruit market, Tom selected and purchased some of the most fresh & ripe mangoes and kiwis I have ever seen. We walked the boardwalk, talking as he peeled the fruit. I don't know if it was the juices trickling down his hand or the sound of his voice, but I creamated non-stop, nearly the entire walk. Then I swear, I nearly climaxed as he slipped a piece into my mouth. I can't stop thinking about the juice dribbling down my chin!" ~Molly creamates again~
An unfortunate, but all too common misspelling of the word, "cremated" -- which is where they incinerate your dead body and convert it into a few pounds of ashes rather than burying your body in a cemetery.
Al was creamated when he became worm food; I guess you could say he became fish food instead.