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creamydogshit 

The by far best Great Pretender tiktok account. Quality videos.
“creamydogshit’s eduarent videos are amazing, she’s so funny too.”
creamydogshit by antialexclub March 15, 2021

creamy toes

When a girl masturbates you with her toes and you ejaculate in between them resulting in creamy toes
She had some creamy toes when i got done
creamy toes by daniel February 8, 2005
creamtoss #cum #sexualfavor #secrets #booty #makehimhappy #creampie
My man wants me to have sex with another man and cum inside me .. "blushing" then my man wants to eat me out with the cum dripping down my legs. Can you please give me a creamtoss cream toss with your choice of who and be ready to be eaten out when you arrive home? Haha.. YES!! Anything to make you happy babe! . #Creamtoss #sex #forthewin #anythingtomakemymanhappy #cum #creampie #booty #
Creamtoss by Countryboy47 January 30, 2018

creamtoe 

A sexual act where one will spray whipped cream on each toe and then penetrate making sure all of the whipped cream is gone.
‘Dude me and maddy creamtoed last night’
‘No way’
‘I made sure each piggy made it home safely’
‘Bro you’re the coolest!’
creamtoe by Moss the dawg December 8, 2022

CreamySoks 

It all started on Christmas of 2020, I was playing Car Crash Simulator on Roblox, my sister had gotten a Razer keyboard, I asked if I could use it, she said sure, so I’m getting it all connected and stuff, and then It asks me to make an account, so I’m like “Hm, okay sure.” So I’m deciding on a username, I’ve never made any original usernames, so i think: “What if I combine 2 of my favorite things?” Sour Cream, and Socks, hence the name “CreamySoks”
“Hello, I’m CreamySoks.”
CreamySoks by CreamySoks May 8, 2025
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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