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creamate

Vaginal lubrication that occurs involuntarily and/or unexpectedly, when a female is aroused by something that occurs during normal activity or conversation (AKA Creamin' in your jeans)
Molly: "Yesterday at the fruit market, Tom selected and purchased some of the most fresh & ripe mangoes and kiwis I have ever seen. We walked the boardwalk, talking as he peeled the fruit. I don't know if it was the juices trickling down his hand or the sound of his voice, but I creamated non-stop, nearly the entire walk. Then I swear, I nearly climaxed as he slipped a piece into my mouth. I can't stop thinking about the juice dribbling down my chin!" ~Molly creamates again~
by strEt-Ys December 13, 2010
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LackAholic

Someone who is always drinking, but lacks the money to buy alcohol.
Billy: Can you explain how it is that Pete goes out at least four nights a week to drink, yet he doesn't have any money?

Paul: I have no idea how the LackAholic does it.
by strEt-Ys December 13, 2010
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skeetch

To perform an illegal and dangerous act of taxiing vehicles, past-time/sport/activity originating from the city of Chicago.

It is performed by being hidden from sight at a stop sign and as a vehicle starts to take off, while ducking down below the back window, one runs up behind the vehicle and takes hold of it's rear bumper, squats down and skiis to or near their destination, where they release the bumper and walk or grab the next taxi. You wait until the vehicle starts to take off so that the vehicle can gain momentum and not be weighed down at the start.

A master skeetcher is one who has never been spotted or noticed by the driver or passengers until parting from the vehicle. They can take hold of the bumper without sound or movement on the vehicle and never fall off or get hung up on a bumper. They are light, but firm on their feet and can own the same pair of shoes for years, without wearing the soles down. They also have saved one or many of their friends from injury caused by losing grip of a bumper and can switch places without fear of losing grip him/herself.
Plenty of kids were injured over the years by assholes who intentionally fishtailed toward poles and signs while kids were skeetching their rear bumpers.

It was a fun thing for us to do through the 70s and 80s and I feel for the kids who can't play like we did, due to the rising population of sadistic individuals, who hide behind the mask that they're something tough, because they're angry they weren't sexually abused a by family members while growing up.
by strEt-Ys December 13, 2010
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urbonics

The complete opposite of ebonics. A language spoken by white urban people, not ghetto scum who hang on the street selling crack and stealing white t-shirts from Wal*Mart. Also not spoken by kidiots who play video games or watch anime all day long.

Not what you want it to be, because I am the originator of the word, from the day the word ebonics was first spoken (1995). So... FOOK OOF!
____ said "!@#$ that ebonics bull shit... mixing words together and telling us what's politically correct. I vote we start a new language called urbonics."

Mo: LMAO, Caucasian phrasin'
by strEt-Ys December 13, 2010
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urbonics

The complete opposite of ebonics. A language spoken by white urban people, not ghetto scum who hang on the street selling crack and stealing white t-shirts from Wal*Mart. Also not spoken by kidiots who play video games or watch anime all day long.

Not what you want it to be, because I am the originator of the word, from the day the word ebonics was first spoken (1995). So... FOOK OOF!
____ said "!@#$ that ebonics bull shit... mixing words together and telling us what's politically correct. I vote we start a new language called urbonics."

Mo: LMAO, Caucasian phrasin'
by strEt-Ys December 13, 2010
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urbonics

The complete opposite of ebonics. A language spoken by white urban people, not ghetto scum who hang on the street selling crack and stealing white t-shirts from Wal*Mart. Also not spoken by kidiots who play video games or watch anime all day long.

Not what you want it to be, because I am the originator of the word, from the day the word ebonics was first spoken (1995). So... FOOK OOF!
____ said "!@#$ that ebonics bull shit... mixing words together and telling us what's politically correct. I vote we start a new language called urbonics."

Mo: LMAO, Caucasian phrasin'
by strEt-Ys December 13, 2010
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urbonics

The complete opposite of ebonics. A language spoken by white urban people, not ghetto scum who hang on the street selling crack and stealing white t-shirts from Wal*Mart. Also not spoken by kidiots who play video games or watch anime all day long.

Not what you want it to be, because I am the originator of the word, from the day the word ebonics was first spoken (1995). So... FOOK OOF!
____ said "!@#$ that ebonics bull shit... mixing words together and telling us what's politically correct. I vote we start a new language called urbonics."

Mo: LMAO, Caucasian phrasin'
by strEt-Ys December 13, 2010
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