craton 

One who is small with a highpitched voice and extremely nazi-like when grading. Also tends to be a horribly boring teacher.

"That teacher is such a craton giving out two essays to do in the same week; he pretty much sucks decrepit monkey wenises."

craton by Senator January 4, 2007

Craton 

A true legend, one of the greatest stoners of all time. He once out smoked snoopdogg. Has more pussy then he knows how to handle.

You hit that shit like craton, true g.

Craton by dogdog1234568 November 22, 2021

Crayon Poo 

No matter how much you wipe your arse after a poo, you continue to get a mark on the paper as though there is a brown crayon stuck up your bum.

Dude, what took so long?
Crayon poo.
aaah yes

Crayon Poo by madhatchetman September 4, 2010

broken crayon

when, durning the act of pooping the turd breaks off, resulting in repeated uncomfortable wiping.

"Dude, I was taking the biggest shit and it busted in half, leaving me with a broken crayon"

broken crayon by Phil Yost January 16, 2009

break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.

"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."

break your crayons by Irish Dave April 21, 2007

Crayon 

A young child's favorite food.

Little Jimmy ate the crayon for breakfast.

Crayon by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

meat crayon 

When a person or part of it is dragged on a rough surface hard enough to cause excoriation or abrasion of the skin and/or flesh, leaving a "trail of meat" behind, like a crayon.

He turned into a meat crayon after he fell from the skate.

meat crayon by Metiolate March 17, 2022