Ikehylt's definitions

Kansas Jayhawks

The worst college on the face of the earth. Their fans are scumbags who think they are so great but if you look at them they are just a bunch of cousin fucking redneck hicks.

The Kansas Jayhawks have failed to become anything

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Connor McDavid

Connor McDavid is a Center for the Edmonton Oilers in the NHL. He is the true Jesus of hockey; The best in the game. All opponents bow down to the great Connor McDavid.

Connor McDavid is the best hockey player in the world.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Crayon

A young child's favorite food.

Little Jimmy ate the crayon for breakfast.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Harvey Lawrence

Harvey is the biggest man alive. He is a 7 foot tall 400+ pound man.

Harvey Lawrence is so big the ground shakes when he walks.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Boy

A person under the age of 13 with a penis

Jimmy is 12 and has a penis, therefore he is a boy

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Vladimir Tarasenko

A Russian forward who plays for the St. Louis Blues of the NHL.
Goalies can't stop the beast that is Vladimir Tarasenko.

Vladimir Tarasenko is a beastly Russian hockey player.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Matt Cooke

Evander Kane's personal bitch

Evander Kane just made Matt Cooke look like a bitch by knocking him out in one punch.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016