Ikehylt's definitions

Kansas Jayhawks

The worst college on the face of the earth. Their fans are scumbags who think they are so great but if you look at them they are just a bunch of cousin fucking redneck hicks.

The Kansas Jayhawks have failed to become anything

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Harvey Lawrence

Harvey is the biggest man alive. He is a 7 foot tall 400+ pound man.

Harvey Lawrence is so big the ground shakes when he walks.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Alex Ovechkin

He is a Russian hockey player for the Washington Capitals. He is the god of hockey.

Alex Ovechkin is the god of hockey.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Connor McDavid

Connor McDavid is a Center for the Edmonton Oilers in the NHL. He is the true Jesus of hockey; The best in the game. All opponents bow down to the great Connor McDavid.

Connor McDavid is the best hockey player in the world.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Joe Thornton's Beard

Joe Thornton's playoff beard resembles that of a Woolly Mammoth. It is the greatest playoff beard ever.

Joe Thornton's beard is like a woolly mammoth.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Shakey

A muthafucking milkshake.

After the tournament I'm going to Steak n Shake to get me a big ass shakey.

by Ikehylt March 7, 2017

Victor Rask

One of the disciples of the great hockey gods.

Victor Rask is the chosen one to lead his team in everything because of his training with the hockey gods.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016