14 definitions by Ikehylt

Vladimir Tarasenko

A Russian forward who plays for the St. Louis Blues of the NHL.
Goalies can't stop the beast that is Vladimir Tarasenko.

Vladimir Tarasenko is a beastly Russian hockey player.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Alex Ovechkin

He is a Russian hockey player for the Washington Capitals. He is the god of hockey.

Alex Ovechkin is the god of hockey.

by Ikehylt October 26, 2016

Ryan Reaves

A forward for the St. Louis Blues. He is the leader of the goon squad and never loses a fight.

Ryan Reaves is the best goon in the NHL.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Joe Thornton's Beard

Joe Thornton's playoff beard resembles that of a Woolly Mammoth. It is the greatest playoff beard ever.

Joe Thornton's beard is like a woolly mammoth.

by Ikehylt October 26, 2016

Crayon

A young child's favorite food.

Little Jimmy ate the crayon for breakfast.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Wayne Gretzky

The god of all gods in Hockey.

Wayne Gretzky is the creator of the gods.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Matt Cooke

Evander Kane's personal bitch

Evander Kane just made Matt Cooke look like a bitch by knocking him out in one punch.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016