Connor McDavid

Connor McDavid is a Center for the Edmonton Oilers in the NHL. He is the true Jesus of hockey; The best in the game. All opponents bow down to the great Connor McDavid.

Connor McDavid is the best hockey player in the world.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Vladimir Tarasenko

A Russian forward who plays for the St. Louis Blues of the NHL.
Goalies can't stop the beast that is Vladimir Tarasenko.

Vladimir Tarasenko is a beastly Russian hockey player.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Hockey Family Tree

The Hockey Family Tree is the order in the hockey family. It's starts with the creator of the hockey gods and works it's way down

The Hockey Family Tree is the most important part for the gods of hockey.

by Ikehylt October 26, 2016

Ryan Reaves

A forward for the St. Louis Blues. He is the leader of the goon squad and never loses a fight.

Ryan Reaves is the best goon in the NHL.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Harvey Lawrence

Harvey is the biggest man alive. He is a 7 foot tall 400+ pound man.

Harvey Lawrence is so big the ground shakes when he walks.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Kansas Jayhawks

The worst college on the face of the earth. Their fans are scumbags who think they are so great but if you look at them they are just a bunch of cousin fucking redneck hicks.

The Kansas Jayhawks have failed to become anything

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Shakey

A muthafucking milkshake.

After the tournament I'm going to Steak n Shake to get me a big ass shakey.

by Ikehylt March 08, 2017