Definitions by Senator

craton 

One who is small with a highpitched voice and extremely nazi-like when grading. Also tends to be a horribly boring teacher.

"That teacher is such a craton giving out two essays to do in the same week; he pretty much sucks decrepit monkey wenises."

craton by Senator January 4, 2007

Hogar 

A viking summoned from the past to serve only one purpose: fight his way through the depths of pointless comedy to rise to the top.

Also, he is very fond of wagons.

As Hogar was travelling down the hill, he shouted, "oh shit... OH FUCK!"

Hogar by Senator January 4, 2007