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An annoying person. See butthole, asswipe.
There are three types of people, the ABCs: Asswipes, buttholes, and crapwads.
crapwad by littlegurl February 17, 2003
Words you can keep
An obnoxious person who's often being rude or ornery.
Stop being such a crapwad.
crapwad by mergerrr October 21, 2003

fuckity crapwad 

a word i use like any other expletive. been replaced with "fudgesicle" at work.
"fuckity crapwad! the cat knocked over that vase!"
fuckity crapwad by Saerah June 30, 2004

crapware 

Crap software thats packaged inside other software that you dont want or the crap thats preinstalled sometimes when you buy a PC
OOH EHMM GHEE dell put so much crapware on my computah, why would anyone want AOL installed!
crapware by renlok July 1, 2009
A shitstorm, only taller, faster, more deadly, and possibly involving cows or cow dung.
One more assignment for this week and we'll have a serious crapnado on our hands.
crapnado by Bantha too February 4, 2014

crapwagon.com 

A handful of pasty male bitches riddled with phlebitis who are so powerless in life that all they can do is whine like crybabies on the Internet for two decades about how miserable they are after Tony George took their bottles away.
Buddy, man up and take charge of your life or else you'll end up like the crapwagon.com sewer-dwellers.
crapwagon.com by Life Is Grand August 28, 2016

crapware 

(1)malware
(2)useless software, not malicious in nature, shippped with OEM machines, or installed by computer users
The reason your PC is so slow is because of all the crapware you have running at startup
crapware by edstamos January 15, 2007
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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