asswipes 

Those wet wipes in the little pop-open container that you can flush after cleaning your bum.

It’s hard to imagine how I took a really good shit back then, without my trusty asswipes!

asswipes by Dr Bunnygirl August 1, 2019

asswipes 

stuffs to wipe you ass with after taking a major dump.

Dard used up most of the asswipes after having issues with the food he ate the previous night.

asswipes by bob December 19, 2002

asswipes 

Asswipes! the new toliet paper! 200% more absorbent then any other toliet paper!

i wish the toliet paper "asswipes" were real :D

asswipes by Kyle Biddle August 2, 2004

Asswipe 

An annoying person who is a jerk and only cares about themselves.

Terry is really being an asswipe today.

Asswipe by Theworldtoday August 11, 2018

ASSWIPE Litigation 

Legal Term. Bullshitting your way through litigation.

(A)sserting
(S)tupid
(S)hit
(W)hile
(I)ntentionally
(P)ussyfooting
(E)Evidence

Knowing he would lose the case on the facts, Cornelius was forced to employ ASSWIPE litigation tactics.

ASSWIPE Litigation by Melissa Lynne January 18, 2008

Fuckface putrid asswipe 

The mother fucker who shot everyone in Las Vegas.

That horrible guy who shot all those folks in Vegas is a Fuckface putrid asswipe

Fuckface putrid asswipe by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Asswipe 

There is a common misconception that an asswipe can be equated to an asshole. This is quite untrue. An asswipe simply doesn't care. This is usually carried out to such an extreme extent that the apathy brings misfortune to those around the asswipe.

The key distinction is intent. An asshole would stick his leg out to trip you, making you drop what you were carrying and bringing general harm upon you. An asswipe would never dream of tripping you, but if you did trip, he would simply watch as you struggled to collect the scattered papers you had dropped. He doesn't hurt you but would never think of lifting a finger to help. He also may laugh a little at the sight of you falling over.

Victim: "dude, you pushed me into quicksand, you asshole."
Asshole: "haha, I did."

Victim: "dude, I fell into quicksand, help me!"
Asswipe: "eh."

Asswipe by Timmers1112 January 14, 2010