craptologist

An individual whose speciality is crap

Steve is a craptologist when it comes to telling me the truth.

by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

capologist

A person who excels in the art of cap. In other words someone who thrives in talking utter bullshit.

Friend 1: Is it really true that Rashkovsky was invisible in the GTA V prison break heist?
Friend 2: Yes he was compeltlely invisible...
Friend 3: Don't trust everything he says (Friend 1) he's a capologist.

by on ogd July 27, 2020

Crapologist

One who specializes in handing out crap but presents it in such a fashion that it appears to be fact.

Don't believe what Joseph said about that. He's a full time crapologist.

by Dawn_Gribble October 4, 2007

crackologist

A person who has smoked crack cocaine for many years, decades even. So much that they have made it a career to smoke rock. They are experts in the field of crack smoking.

That man who smoked crack for 20 years is so experienced that he's a crackologist.

by Tonton510 April 23, 2009

Creeptologist

One who studies creeping, creepiness, and, of course, creepers.

Jim: How you know about me looking into that one girl's room?

Bob: I told you, I'm that creeptologist!

by creeptologist 101 May 20, 2010

Croctologist

Someone who knows a plethora of facts and information on the Crocs brand shoes.

Person A: You should get Crocs.

Person B: Why? What's so great about them?

Person A: They are a lightweight, comfortable, slip-resistant, fashionable and functional shoe. They come in many styles like Sassari and Malindi....

Person B: What the hell are you? A Croctologist?!

by Janet66 June 30, 2009

crackologist

An individual highly skilled in the process of converting powder cocaine into crack ("cooking," "cheffing," roasting," etc.).

"Yo man, I don't need you to help me roast this powder. Don't you know I'm a crackologist in this?"

by J' Rock April 25, 2006