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creepologist 

Creepology is the scientific study of an organism's vital functions, including growth and development, breast size, the absorption and processing of semen, the synthesis and distribution of penises and other organic molecules, the functioning of different clitoral development stages, and other physical features. Creepologists studie the normal mechanical, physical, and biochemical processes of female bodies. All this is subjected to an undercover manner.
Abzilla to Deltoidasourous: wow look over there at horses dad he's sitting on a deck chair with a newspaper at this triathlon, in a prime viewing position.
Deltoidasourous to Abzilla: Yep, he sure is a good Creepologist. Wish i was as skilled as him.
creepologist by abzilla June 17, 2011

craptologist 

Steve is a craptologist when it comes to telling me the truth.
craptologist by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

crematologist 

A word that I told my bf existed but it doesn’t so here it is. A guy who cremated people
I swear crematologist is a word Wade!!
crematologist by Seyanna December 30, 2021
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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