Creeptologist

One who studies creeping, creepiness, and, of course, creepers.

Jim: How you know about me looking into that one girl's room?

Bob: I told you, I'm that creeptologist!

by creeptologist 101 May 20, 2010

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Creepology is the scientific study of an organism's vital functions, including growth and development, breast size, the absorption and processing of semen, the synthesis and distribution of penises and other organic molecules, the functioning of different clitoral development stages, and other physical features. Creepologists studie the normal mechanical, physical, and biochemical processes of female bodies. All this is subjected to an undercover manner.

Abzilla to Deltoidasourous: wow look over there at horses dad he's sitting on a deck chair with a newspaper at this triathlon, in a prime viewing position.
Deltoidasourous to Abzilla: Yep, he sure is a good Creepologist. Wish i was as skilled as him.

by abzilla June 17, 2011

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