crackologist

A person who has smoked crack cocaine for many years, decades even. So much that they have made it a career to smoke rock. They are experts in the field of crack smoking.

That man who smoked crack for 20 years is so experienced that he's a crackologist.

by Tonton510 April 23, 2009

crackologist

An individual highly skilled in the process of converting powder cocaine into crack ("cooking," "cheffing," roasting," etc.).

"Yo man, I don't need you to help me roast this powder. Don't you know I'm a crackologist in this?"

by J' Rock April 25, 2006

crackologist

people who tend to let you study their butt crack.

"omg, look! she must be the new crackologist. cause damn i keep trying to study her crack."

by ihtbabes March 15, 2009

Crapologist

One who specializes in handing out crap but presents it in such a fashion that it appears to be fact.

Don't believe what Joseph said about that. He's a full time crapologist.

by Dawn_Gribble October 4, 2007

rackologist

the study and expertise of female breasts.

a rackologist is an expert in the appearance of female breasts.

by inthehunt November 2, 2008

Cockologist

A guy or girl (straight or gay) who studies dicks. Or

(B) a person whos gotten laid so often, he knows his stuff.
The upshot and the use is ..... they can tell you by sight if you have a possible std. This guy can tell you if its just rug burn or vd. If its an allergy or something more.

The Cockologist, a musican on campus gives a look and says " dont worry its just rug burn"

by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018

Croctologist

Someone who knows a plethora of facts and information on the Crocs brand shoes.

Person A: You should get Crocs.

Person B: Why? What's so great about them?

Person A: They are a lightweight, comfortable, slip-resistant, fashionable and functional shoe. They come in many styles like Sassari and Malindi....

Person B: What the hell are you? A Croctologist?!

by Janet66 June 30, 2009