crappatoni

cheap pasta from a can

I was so hungry, so I went down to the bomb shelter and found one lone can of crappatoni. I think it was spagetti-os, but the label had disintegrated years ago. It was gross.

by Lenaaa November 12, 2007

Craptonite

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag

Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

Crappatorium

New slightly posher name for public toilets.

Just popping to the crappatorium for a quick crap.

by Triple J May 4, 2005

Craptonite

An inferior building product used in cheap furniture, i.e. 'particle board', or short-strand OSB.

Az- "Ya think that bookcase will hold up?"
Fuzz- "Nah, 'tis pure Craptonite!"

by AzureLupine March 24, 2009

craparoni

mixture of crap and macaroni. Used when you did something wrong.

Craparoni, I forgot to pick my sister up from soccer practice.

by babygrl March 19, 2004

crapatorium

A workplace lunchroom, who's food will inevitably lead to lengthy, multiple trips to the toilet.

"Are you sick? You've been in the can most of the afternoon?"
"Well, I forgot my lunch on the counter this morning, and had no option but to eat down at the crapatorium."

by Cock Johnson December 6, 2007

Crapperoni

A noun used to describe macaroni of substandard quality, such as store brand rather than name brand.

Tom: "Hey Angela, look, Price Rite has their mac & cheese on sale for 25 cents a box!"

Angela: "Ew Tom, I'm not eating that crapperoni! I'll pay 75 cents more for the real deal Kraft Mac & Cheese"

by Heather (Ya Know) January 11, 2008