The equality.

Also referred to as "Teh equality". <br>You in relation to your love interest/the addition. Called the equality because you think you're their equal.
Mandi: "OMG he and I are perfect. I am the equality."<br>Heather: *nods*
by Heather (Ya Know) November 26, 2007
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The subtraction

Also referred to as "Teh Subtraction"<br>The person of your desire's/The addition's current significant other. Called the subtraction because you think they have a negative impact on your life, not to mention they are totally wrong for your love interest.
Mandi: "OMG The subtraction should die."<br>Me: "I know."
by Heather (Ya Know) November 26, 2007
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The denominator

The innocent bystander friend/sidekick in the twisted math vocabulary romance system the addition, the subtraction, The equality..
I am the denominator, whereas Mandi is the equality.
by Heather (Ya Know) February 13, 2008
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ceiling eyes

Perez Hilton's nickname for Audrina Patridge of "The Hills" fame. Probably because in most pictures it looks like she's looking up at something
"Us Weekly is planning on putting the feud between Beef Curtains (Lauren Conrad) and Ceiling Eyes on their new cover."
by Heather (Ya Know) October 07, 2008
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Red Bull

An overly caffeinated energy drink that in marketing materials is purported to "Give you wings". In personal experience, you need at least 2 cans to feel any sort of energy-boosting effect.

Rumored to be made of Chuck Norris's urine, canned and carbonated.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine. He called it Red Bull.

Does Red Bull actually give you wings?

Lindsay Lohan swilled Red Bull when she was "sober".
by Heather (Ya Know) January 02, 2008
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Fidget

Abbreviation of sorts meaning "fucking midget".
We call her sister Fidget because she's so damn short.
by Heather (Ya Know) November 25, 2007
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firecrotch

Lindsay Lohan's nickname courtesy of Brandon Davis. Debatable as to if the insult points to red pubes, a nasty case of STD's, or her being a promiscuous whore.
Brandon Davis announced to the paparazzi that Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch while Paris Hilton laughed nearby.
by Heather (Ya Know) November 24, 2007
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