craparoni 

mixture of crap and macaroni. Used when you did something wrong.

Craparoni, I forgot to pick my sister up from soccer practice.

craparoni by babygrl March 19, 2004

crapalini 

Italian bullshit.

Enzo: Hey if you lend me 20 bucks I'll return them tomorrow.
You: Cut the crapalini Enzo.

crapalini by martinmicci April 28, 2014

no caparoni and cheese 

An Atlanta way of saying “no cap”. It can also be used instead of saying “cap”.

John: Your girl wants me.
Eric: Caparoni and cheese
John: No caparoni and cheese. She just texted me

no caparoni and cheese by keepingitlitall2019 August 19, 2019

Craptonite 

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag

Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!

Craptonite by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

craptioning 

the process of converting the narration and dialogue of a media production whose content is of dubious value into text and synchronizing its display with the media, usually against one's will

I just wasted five days craptioning that stupid video of the Christmas Party Planning Committee's brainstorming session.

craptioning by Danny Sax October 9, 2008

capatronies 

a lie so big that it can’t consider it a cap.

“ayo emily just gave the best head”
“that’s capatronies her head game is trash”

capatronies by AlexMacBook🦕✨ April 14, 2020

Craptonite 

An inferior building product used in cheap furniture, i.e. 'particle board', or short-strand OSB.

Az- "Ya think that bookcase will hold up?"
Fuzz- "Nah, 'tis pure Craptonite!"

Craptonite by AzureLupine March 24, 2009