crapnal 

when you take a shit and it splatters back onto you and the toilet.

Dude, i just took a shit and got hit with the crapnal.

crapnal by John Attardo January 12, 2007

crapalini 

Italian bullshit.

Enzo: Hey if you lend me 20 bucks I'll return them tomorrow.
You: Cut the crapalini Enzo.

crapalini by martinmicci April 28, 2014

crapnado

A shitstorm, only taller, faster, more deadly, and possibly involving cows or cow dung.

One more assignment for this week and we'll have a serious crapnado on our hands.

crapnado by Bantha too February 4, 2014

crapnana 

A banana that is overly ripe-almost rotten, and therefore not as good as a regular one.

"Gee, thanks for the crapnana shake Beth...it tastes funny"

crapnana by piffle July 6, 2006

crapnarok 

The crap to end all crap. The destruction of the porcelain gods, or a series of events beyond a crapapalooza.

My dog died, I'm being sued by midgets, I'm out of beer, this cut is turning green and smells funny, someone stole my goat, I had a flat tire, there was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts, and my girlfriend just eloped with my ex-wife's mother. It's Crapnarok.

crapnarok by Rafn April 25, 2005

crapnap 

When you pretend to take a dump at work just to sleep in the stall.

After lunch, I took a 20-minute crapnap. Boy, was that refreshing!

crapnap by McLandshark March 22, 2007

cranalanalitis 

Derives from the words cranium, meaning 'head', and anus, meaning 'ass'.

A possibly genetically inherited and chronic mental(/physical) disorder, in which one's head becomes so far up their ass, it leads to delusional thinking and insistence that they are always right, regardless of their friend's/family's input on their life decisions, when in fact a normally sane person or former case may interpret their actions/statements/beliefs (of their such actions) as, in fact, retarded.

Man: "Yeah, she left me, took the kids, took up drinking and anorexia, saying I'm the reason she's depressed, turned bisexual, and is still seeing another woman, and she told me to leave, saying she doesn't want me 'to put a bad influence on her kids'"

Friend: "Wow thats a serious case of cranalanalitis"

Man: "Tell me about it..."

cranalanalitis by boardercrosser January 15, 2008